In one of the classical soviet cartoons it was: “Kid, but I’m better than the dog” (Karlson). When I was little I never wanted a dog. Once I was living with one, back when I was really really little, but I didn’t have super special feelings to it. My heart belonged to cats – they totally mirror my selfish nature. Cats come and go, show up to be petted but in general are on their own.
Who’d knew I would ever have one myself.
First week I wanted to kill myself and him.
Second week I wanted to sleep.. and to kill him.
Third week – the dog started to have a chance to survive.
Fluffy monster was name Joey like the one from FRIENDS. Full name is Joey Tarantino because kid has a real foot fetish.
Doing yoga with him around is a nightmare.