.. or oh-my-fucking-god-how-much-i-love-Palahniuk.
“People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were to scared of being alone.”
“To calm this girl down, to get her to listen, I tell her the story about my fish. This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”